Tuesday, December 15, 2009

A woman.......

A friend sent me this email.... I thought I would share it.... it rings so true...remember the old saying "many a true thing is said in jest" well this is it...

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile,she'll give you her heart.
If you tickle her fancy she will give you an orgasm.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her a bit of crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh*t."

I just love it...... enjoy life it is too short....


Berry Digital Designs said...

Very funny!!! And so true :)

Laura Jane said...

Love it! Too true.

Life's short, so LIVE it!

InfoMidwife said...

thanks Ladies for your comments.....Merry Christmas.... enjoy and have fun xx

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